FedEx does suck...

[Dajistano]

Marv and Hartigan were supposed to be here today... and apparently, they were. Just not long enough for me to get them.

Came home and found a note from FedEx saying a recipient's signature was needed to deliver the package.

They gave me two choices: Drive two hours to the nearest FedEx station or sign and fill out this slip and wait until tomorrow, when they're going to come back.

[toymank]

*points and laughs... then realizes I only have a Marv*

[Dajistano]

*points*

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Now watch my package get the shit kicked out of it between now and tomorrow while they're holding it. [img]graemlins/whatever.gif[/img] [img]mad.gif[/img]

[toymank]

knowing FedEx, it's already had the shit bashed outta it

[Dajistano]

When I leave this slip on the door in the morning, I should write at the bottom:

"P.S.- Be more like DHL."

[baimun]

I don't mind signatures being required. I actually prefer it.

I have everything shipped to my office because when I used to have stuff shipped to my house, it would be left on the front step.

Kids would get off the school bus and RIP MY SHIT OFF!!!

My wife frowned on the video camera + Katana idea... so I ship to my office now. [img]smile.gif[/img]

[Dajistano]

Good point.

I would've supported you on the videocamera/katana idea, by the way. [img]wink.gif[/img]

[*PORTHOS*]

UPS sucks too but I prefer beeing sucked by UPS...

[Dajistano]

My favorite carrier is DHL, by far.

They've delivered for me a few times. They're cheap and extremely fast; more often than not, my packages have got here one or two days ahead of schedule. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Great uniforms, too. That's not saying I'd willingly wear one, though. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Better than shit-brown UPS.